Out in the wilds of great midwestern state
Lives the biggest fungus from which man ever ate
Either the world's most humongous living thing
Or lots of cloned fungus with same genetic string
CHORUS
Live in the dark and eat compost
That's what it takes to be the most
Live in the dark and you'll thrive
That's what it takes to survive
Won't have to worry 'bout your weight
You will cover up a whole state
You'll be what some people eat
Though you'll be under their feet
CHORUS
You will never have to exercise
Can't see a mirror without eyes
People to your side will fly
For you will be a fungi
CHORUS
credits
from Nonconsensual,
released February 19, 2011
Written by Susan Weiner.
